That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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