I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
Randomize
