everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
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