If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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