I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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