i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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