Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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