And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
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