It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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