non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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