i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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