Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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