i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
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