Porn is love you can see.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
should my penis look like a turkey
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I touched a dick in church today
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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