I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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