She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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