You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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