Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
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