so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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