Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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