who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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