I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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