real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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