sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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