Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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