yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
did you just send me my own nude
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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