Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
