Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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