Sponge bath it is.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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