I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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