just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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