just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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