Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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