The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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