just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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