somebody snuck up and got me drunk
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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