i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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