whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My liver just broke up with me...
If that was your dad, he is hot
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize
