I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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