She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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