i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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