He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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