I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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