yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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