Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
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