Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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