Cold hands, warm shart.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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