I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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