But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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