In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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