i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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