Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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