it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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