I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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